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Roses Are Red Inside I'm Dead Valentines Day Funny Humor Premium Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Roses Are Red Inside I'm Dead Valentines Day Funny Humor Premium Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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Embrace the humorously dark side of Valentine’s Day with our "Roses Are Red, Inside I’m Dead" T-shirt! Perfect for those who prefer sarcasm over sentiment, this tee adds a bold, edgy twist to the season of love. Whether you’re spending Valentine’s solo, with friends, or simply over the hype, this shirt is your go-to for a witty and unique look.

Crafted from soft, high-quality cotton, it offers all-day comfort and pairs effortlessly with jeans, leggings, or your favorite casual wear. It’s an excellent choice for anti-Valentine’s Day celebrations, Galentine’s parties, or as a cheeky gift for a friend who loves to keep things real.

Key Features:

  • Witty, anti-Valentine’s Day design
  • Ultra-soft, breathable fabric for maximum comfort
  • Available in a variety of sizes and colors
  • Great gift for friends, singles, or anyone who loves dark humor
  • Ideal for casual wear, Valentine’s parties, or staying in

Celebrate the holiday your way with our "Roses Are Red, Inside I’m Dead" T-shirt—because not everyone does hearts and flowers!


This t-shirt is renowned for its soft feel and sturdy construction, ideal for DTG printing.

  • Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, offering a premium, soft feel.
  • Features a side-seamed, unisex tailored fit enhancing body contour and comfort.
  • Designed specifically with DTG printing in mind, ensuring a clean, vibrant print.
  • Available in an extensive color range, providing versatile options for personalization.
  • Produced with eco-friendly processes and materials​
  • This item is printed on demand which reduces waste and helps lower costs for both parties. Please allow a few extra days for shipping and handling as these are made after an order is placed.


Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 85 88.8
B) Width (cm) 91.4 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152 162.6
B) Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76 81.3


  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.5 35
B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 64
B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 32


Care Instructions

General A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets​
Wash Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print
Dry Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash
Store Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors.
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